Hat, suspenders, collar, and felt flowers: Via Target toddler costume
Shorts: hemmed thrifted pants
Boots: vintage via eBay
"Sexy" is not really my halloween style. I prefer to take my last minute costume inspiration from the kids' section. See: tiny toddler garden gnome costume.
I was often referred to as a little German girl, and my counterpart/boyfriend/gnome was often called a lumberjack. A few people got it though. Bonus points to the strangers that yelled Travelocity at us all night.
It's you may call me tipsy the falling over drunk gnome Sunday,
*tipsy keeping it classy with a wine filled coffee cup.
** We tried turning his beard white with baby powder. His beard remained brown, but his face smelled baby fresh all night.